The world has narrowed to a neighborhood before it has broadened to brotherhood.

I'd rather have him inside my tent pissing out, than outside my tent pissing in.

You never want to give a man a present when he's feeling good. You want to do it when he's down.

When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.

There are two kinds of speeches: the Mother Hubbard speech, which, like the garment, covers everything but touches nothing, and the French bathing suit speech, which covers only the essential points.

This Administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty in America.

There no longer can be anyone too poor to vote.

In modern warfare there are no victors; there are only survivors.