Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

Your soul-mate is the person that pushes all your buttons - pisses you off on a regular basis. It's not easy having a good marriage but I don't want easy. I thank God every day that I married a man who made me think. That's my definition of true love.

I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am, having been named Madonna? I would either have ended up a nun or this.

When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.