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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Success Quote
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
Dreams Quote
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Funny Quote
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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