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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Wise Quote

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

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