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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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