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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Funny Quote

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Life Quote

Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

- Publilius Syrus

Motivational Quote

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

- Muhammad Ali

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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