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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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