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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Love Quote

I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.

- Anonymous

Motivational Quote

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

- Muhammad Ali

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

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