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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Motivational Quote

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

- Muhammad Ali

Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

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