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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Life Quote
The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.
Dreams Quote
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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