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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Humorous Quote
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
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