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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Wisdom Quote

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

- Bob Marley

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