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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Life Quote

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

- Soren Kierkegaard

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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