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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Love Quote
Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.
Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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