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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

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Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

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