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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Funny Quote

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

- Winston Churchill

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Wise Quote

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

Motivational Quote

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

Wisdom Quote

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

- Bob Marley

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