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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Wise Quote

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

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