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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

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