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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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Sad Quote
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now


Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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