If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation.

It's only skin deep and it's transitory too. It's terribly transitory. I mean, how long does it last-thirty or forty or fifty years at the most-depending on how well you take care of yourself.

Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.

In spring a young mans fancy turns to a fancy young man.