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I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."
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Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.


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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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