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I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."
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Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Life Quote
The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

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