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I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.


Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

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