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Milton Berle Quotes


Brief author info: Milton Berle (1908-2002) American actor and comedian.


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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
At 82, I feel like a 20-year-old but, unfortunately, there's never one around.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.


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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

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