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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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When someone hands you a flier it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap.
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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