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When someone hands you a flier it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."

Mitch Hedberg

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Mitch Hedberg

I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap.

Mitch Hedberg

I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

Mitch Hedberg

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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

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It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

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