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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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When someone hands you a flier it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap.
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
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Motivational Quote
Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.


Relationship Quote
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Love Quote
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

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