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When someone hands you a flier it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap.
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
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Diplomacy Quote
There are times when even the greatest tactician in diplomatic cunning is outclassed in his own game. It is then that he discovers that all that he thought he had gained is but loss, and that what is left of national honor and dignity is but the shadow of an illustrious past that is gone forever, or of a potentially great future that will never come.
Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Friend Quote
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Unhappiness Quote
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
Sad Quote
There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
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