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When someone hands you a flier it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."

Mitch Hedberg

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Mitch Hedberg

I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap.

Mitch Hedberg

I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

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