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When someone hands you a flier it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap.
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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