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When someone hands you a flier it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap.
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
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Sex Quote
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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