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When someone hands you a flier it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."

Mitch Hedberg

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Mitch Hedberg

I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap.

Mitch Hedberg

I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

Mitch Hedberg

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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