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Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
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Funny Quote
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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