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People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand new Mercedes?
Money brings some happiness but after a certain point it just brings more money.
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Love Quote
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
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Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
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