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People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand new Mercedes?

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Money brings some happiness but after a certain point it just brings more money.

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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

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If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

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There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

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Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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