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People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand new Mercedes?

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Money brings some happiness but after a certain point it just brings more money.

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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

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If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

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There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

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