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People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand new Mercedes?

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Money brings some happiness but after a certain point it just brings more money.

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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

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If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

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There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

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Funny Quote

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

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