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People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand new Mercedes?

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Money brings some happiness but after a certain point it just brings more money.

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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

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If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

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There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

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Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

Relationship Quote

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

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