Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.

As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.