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As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time I came, some nut shot up Columbine High School. Now I'm here again, and another nut just shot up a high school in Minnesota. If you can't see the connection between me playing the Comedy Festival and mass murder, you're no good at conspiracy theories.
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Diplomacy Quote
There are times when even the greatest tactician in diplomatic cunning is outclassed in his own game. It is then that he discovers that all that he thought he had gained is but loss, and that what is left of national honor and dignity is but the shadow of an illustrious past that is gone forever, or of a potentially great future that will never come.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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