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There are only two things to worry about. You are either sick or you are well. If you are well you have nothing to worry about. If you are sick you have two things to worry about. Either you get well or you will die. If you get well there is nothing to worry about. If you die there are two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about. If you go to hell you will be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, you won't have time to worry.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

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