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There are only two things to worry about. You are either sick or you are well. If you are well you have nothing to worry about. If you are sick you have two things to worry about. Either you get well or you will die. If you get well there is nothing to worry about. If you die there are two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about. If you go to hell you will be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, you won't have time to worry.
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