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There are only two things to worry about. You are either sick or you are well. If you are well you have nothing to worry about. If you are sick you have two things to worry about. Either you get well or you will die. If you get well there is nothing to worry about. If you die there are two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about. If you go to hell you will be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, you won't have time to worry.
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Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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