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A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person; they've got nothing to lose.
Be prepared for luck.
Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said the only hope -and it's a strange thought - is if they put the button to launch the nuclear war behind a man's heart. The President, then, with a rusty knife, would have to cut out the man's heart, kill the man, to get to the button.
I got tides to regulate! I got no time for flatulence and orgasms.
Goo-od Morning, Vietnam!
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Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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