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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Beauty comes in all sizes - not just size 5.
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by a woman. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from the beer commercials. And then, there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
I know how to do anything-I'm a mom.
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Diplomacy Quote
There are times when even the greatest tactician in diplomatic cunning is outclassed in his own game. It is then that he discovers that all that he thought he had gained is but loss, and that what is left of national honor and dignity is but the shadow of an illustrious past that is gone forever, or of a potentially great future that will never come.
Friendship Quote
Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
Motivational Quote
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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