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Roseanne Barr Quotes

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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Beauty comes in all sizes - not just size 5.
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by a woman. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from the beer commercials. And then, there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
I know how to do anything-I'm a mom.
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Motivational Quote
Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.


Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Love Quote
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
Life Quote
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

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