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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Beauty comes in all sizes - not just size 5.
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by a woman. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from the beer commercials. And then, there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
I know how to do anything-I'm a mom.
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