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Roseanne Barr Quotes

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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Beauty comes in all sizes - not just size 5.
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by a woman. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from the beer commercials. And then, there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
I know how to do anything-I'm a mom.
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Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.


Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

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