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All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about the married ones that always spooks me is how sweet and attentive they are at first, when they're on the prowl.

S. J. Perelman

This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

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Relationship Quote

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

Inspirational Quote

Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

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