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All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about the married ones that always spooks me is how sweet and attentive they are at first, when they're on the prowl.

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This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

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Funny Quote

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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