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All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about the married ones that always spooks me is how sweet and attentive they are at first, when they're on the prowl.

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This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

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