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All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about the married ones that always spooks me is how sweet and attentive they are at first, when they're on the prowl.

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This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

Motivational Quote

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.

- Paulo Coelho

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

- Jack Harris

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