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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three and a half weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet!

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Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

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Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

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