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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three and a half weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet!

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A great man stands on God. A small man stands on a great man.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

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Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

- Jack Harris

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