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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three and a half weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet!

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

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