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We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
Next week, a doctor with a flashlight shows us where sales projections come from.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
This little box will be your home for sixty hours a week. It comes with an obsolete computer and a binder about safety hazards. Your challenge is to look busy until someone gives you a meaningful assignment.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
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Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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