The email of the species is deadlier than the mail.

For those of you who don't know what a friend of Dorothy is: ask a policeman or one in five Tory MPs.

Like vichyssoise, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Supporting the English cricket team is like supporting a second division football team. I support Norwich City football team and when they lose I really don't mind because I expect them to; but when we win I'm so happy - much happier than any Arsenal supporter could ever be.