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Steve Martin Quotes
Brief author info: Steve Martin (1945- ) American comedian, actor, and writer.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
Comedy may be big business, but it isn't pretty.
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
For the audience, without whom I would only be myself.
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
Wisdom Quote
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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