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Steve Martin Quotes
Brief author info: Steve Martin (1945- ) American comedian, actor, and writer.
Showing: 1 - 10 Steve Martin Quotes of 11
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
Comedy may be big business, but it isn't pretty.
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
For the audience, without whom I would only be myself.
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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