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Steve Martin Quotes
Brief author info: Steve Martin (1945- ) American comedian, actor, and writer.
Showing: 1 - 10 Steve Martin Quotes of 11
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
Comedy may be big business, but it isn't pretty.
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
For the audience, without whom I would only be myself.
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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