If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

Cocaine isn't habit forming and I know because I've been taking it for years.