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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.

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Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

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