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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.

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Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

- Paulo Coelho

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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

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