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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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