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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.

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Sad Quote

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

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