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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.

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Life Quote

The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

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