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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.
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Wise Quote
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Sad Quote
There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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