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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.

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Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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