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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.
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Wise Quote
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.


Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Wisdom Quote
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

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