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If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
The hippopotamus is monogamous. He looks as if he would have to be.
The love bird is one hundred per cent faithful to his mate, who is locked in the same cage.
The dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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