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If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
The hippopotamus is monogamous. He looks as if he would have to be.
The love bird is one hundred per cent faithful to his mate, who is locked in the same cage.
The dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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