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Will Rogers Quotes
Brief author info: Will Rogers (1879-1935) American humorist and actor.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone "America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership."
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do- well, that's Memoirs.
The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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