Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

I have won every argument I ever had with myself.

The hardest job of all is trying to look busy when you're not.

Everybody knows how to utter a complaint, but few can express a graceful compliment.

Few women are dumb enough to listen to reason.

A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she's sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should.