Whispering works wonders with an angry child. Simply whisper gently into his ear and he will stop crying to hear what you are saying. This is also 100 per cent effective on husbands.

I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing.

Act nothing in furious passion; it's putting to sea in a storm.

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Never forget what a man says to you when he's angry.

One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin.

At least if I can stay mad I can stay alive.

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Cameron's so tight if you stick a piece of coal up his ass in two weeks you'll have a diamond.

The angry people are those people who are most afraid.