Never fall out with your bread and butter.

Surprised as a sardine that went to sleep in the ocean and woke up in a delicatessen store.

They that have good store of butter, may lay it thick on their bread.

Your request for no MSG was ignored.

... reluctance to cause pain coupled with the necessity to devour ... a peculiar human trick is the result, which consists in admitting and denying evils at the same time. To have human life, and also an inhuman life ... To bite, to swallow. At the same time to pity your food.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Chili's a lot like sex: When it's good it's great, and even when it's bad, it's not so bad.

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Since we have a good loaf, let us not look for cheesecakes.