Probably the Beatles' white album.

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

Coach, some day when the going gets rough, tell the boys to win one for the Gipper.

The way to succeed at quarterback is to call the unexpected consistently.

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

The offense sells tickets and the defense wins the games.

Sport is a product of human culture. America seems to need football at this state of our social development. When you get ninety million people watching a single game on television, it ... shows you that people need something to identify with.

Momma always told me never to wear a hat indoors. When it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

Thinking ... is what gets you caught from behind.

It's a lonesome walk to the sidelines, especially when thousands of people are cheering your replacement.