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Optimist And Pessimist Quotes
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A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists.
One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, 'Is it half full or half empty?' So I drank the water. No more problem.
I am a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.
No one really knows enough to be a pessimist.
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red stop light. The truly wise person is color-blind.
Your bladder's either half full or half empty depending on your world view.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Rosiness is not a worse windowpane than gloomy grey when viewing the world.
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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