The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.

It often happens that I wake at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must talk to the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

Nothing is a matter of life and death except life and death.

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house burns down, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

The two real problems in life are boredom and death.

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

When one finds oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship.

The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.

For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.