I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. You may as well borrow a person's money as his time.

We may assume that we keep people waiting symbolically because we do not wish to see them and that our anxiety is due not to being late, but to having to see them at all.

A man who has to be punctually at a certain place at five o'clock has the whole afternoon ruined for him already.

The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train so I left early.

The trouble with being punctual is that there's nobody there to appreciate it.