Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses.

Ugly women may be naturally quite as capricious as pretty ones; but as they are never petted and spoiled, and as no allowances are made for them, they soon find themselves obliged either to suppress their whims or to hide them.

I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies.

To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise.

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones.

Woman is quick to revere genius, but in her secret soul she seldom loves it.

Women are as roses, whose fair flower, Being once displayed, doth fall that very hour.

What will not woman, gentle woman dare, When strong affection stirs her spirit up?

Women are always eagerly on the lookout for any emotion.

Womankind Is ever a fickle and a changeful thing.