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I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, 'Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual.' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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