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I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, 'Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual.' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued.
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Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.


Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Life Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

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