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I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, 'Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual.' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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