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I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, 'Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual.' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued.

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Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Relationship Quote

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

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