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I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, 'Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual.' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued.
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Life Quote
The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.


Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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