Search more than 36,000 Quotes by over 6,000 Authors.
FEATURED
AUTHORS
If you like this page, please
share it with your friends!
share it with your friends!
Dave Barry Quotes
Showing: 11 - 16 Dave Barry Quotes of 16
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
Violence Quote
Violence never settles anything right: apart from injuring your own soul, it injures the best cause. It lingers on long after the object of hate has disappeared from the scene to plague the lives of those who have employed it against their foes.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
All quotations on this website are the property and copyright of their respective authors. All quotations are provided for educational and informational purposes only.
Copyright © 2011 LifeQuotesLib.com. All Rights Reserved.