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Dave Barry Quotes

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.



Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.


Life Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Life Quote
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

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