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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'

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Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.

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Love Quote

Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.

- Katharine Hepburn

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Life Quote

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

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