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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'
Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.
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Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

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