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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'
Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.
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Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.


Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Love Quote
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

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