I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'

Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.