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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'
Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
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