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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'

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Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.

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Violence Quote

Violence never settles anything right: apart from injuring your own soul, it injures the best cause. It lingers on long after the object of hate has disappeared from the scene to plague the lives of those who have employed it against their foes.

- Obafemi Awolowo

Love Quote

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

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