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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'
Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.
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A great man stands on God. A small man stands on a great man.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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