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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'
Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.
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Motivational Quote
Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.


Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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