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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'
Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.
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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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