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I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I want to make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'Go outside.'
Saying I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize'. Except at a funeral.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.
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