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I just broke up with my girlfriend, because I caught her lying. Under another man.

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Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Motivational Quote

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

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