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I just broke up with my girlfriend, because I caught her lying. Under another man.

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Relationship Quote

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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