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When they told me I needed a mastectomy, I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name tag on my left bosom. I always smiled and said, 'Now, what shall we name the other one?' That would no longer be a problem.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
The Rose Bowl is the only one I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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