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When they told me I needed a mastectomy, I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name tag on my left bosom. I always smiled and said, 'Now, what shall we name the other one?' That would no longer be a problem.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
The Rose Bowl is the only one I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
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