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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Brief author info: Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American humorist and writer.

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Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants are dead.

Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Erma Bombeck

To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.

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It's simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are times when one child is simply defending his rights and damned well should be fighting.

Erma Bombeck

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?

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If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?

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Getting out of hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out until the computer says you're out.

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Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.

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Guilt: the Gift that keeps on giving.

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Friendship Quote

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

- Muhammad Ali

Love Quote

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

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