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If you think nobody cares if you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of car payments.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
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Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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