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If you think nobody cares if you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of car payments.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
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Funny Quote
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

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