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George Burns Quotes


Brief author info: George Burns (1896-1996) American comedian.


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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman. It depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Don't stay in bed ... unless you make money in bed.



Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.


Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

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