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Brief author info: George Burns (1896-1996) American comedian.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman. It depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Don't stay in bed ... unless you make money in bed.
Life Quote
The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Relationship Quote
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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