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How can I die? I'm booked.

George Burns

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

George Burns

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Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

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