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Groucho Marx Quotes
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Home is where you hang your head.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.
It's often been said that money won't make you happy, and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the home.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Money is a good thing to have. It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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