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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.
It's often been said that money won't make you happy, and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the home.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Money is a good thing to have. It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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