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Home is where you hang your head.

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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.

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It's often been said that money won't make you happy, and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the home.

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Go, and never darken my towels again.

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Money is a good thing to have. It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

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