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H. L. Mencken Quotes
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For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
The Christian always swears a bloody oath that he will never do it again. The civilized man simply resolves to be a bit more careful next time.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart.
What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
No matter how much a woman loved a man, it would still give her a glow to see him commit suicide for her.
When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.
How little it takes to make life unbearable ... a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh.
When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a good many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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