I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot!

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating-and he knows when to stop working.

No government is perfect. One of the chief virtues of a democracy, however, is that its defects are always visible and under democratic processes can be pointed out and corrected.

You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have the facts, you cannot make proper judgments about what is going on.

You should never form judgments from front page headlines. As with a contract, the fine print on the inside pages should be carefully studied.

I have found the best way to give advise to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.