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Henny Youngman Quotes

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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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