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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Motivational Quote

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

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