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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Life Quote

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

- Soren Kierkegaard

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

Motivational Quote

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

- Muhammad Ali

Motivational Quote

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

Relationship Quote

Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.

- Baltasar Gracian

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