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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

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