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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

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