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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Life Quote

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

- Soren Kierkegaard

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

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