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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Love Quote

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

- Paulo Coelho

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

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