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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

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