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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Motivational Quote

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

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