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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Life Quote

Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get.

- Yogi Berra

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

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