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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.
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