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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Henny Youngman

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Political Movements Quote

My interest is not in the capture of power, but in the control of power by the people.

- Jayaprakash Narayan

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

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