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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Life Quote

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

Life Quote

The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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