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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Love Quote

One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

Life Quote

The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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