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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

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Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

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