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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Relationship Quote

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

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