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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
The ability to delude yourself might be an important survival tool ... Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
After all, what is reality anyway? Nothin' but a collective hunch.
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
What motivated man to walk upright? To free his hands for masturbation.
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.
I worry no matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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