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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
The ability to delude yourself might be an important survival tool ... Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
After all, what is reality anyway? Nothin' but a collective hunch.
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
What motivated man to walk upright? To free his hands for masturbation.
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.
I worry no matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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