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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
The ability to delude yourself might be an important survival tool ... Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
After all, what is reality anyway? Nothin' but a collective hunch.
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
What motivated man to walk upright? To free his hands for masturbation.
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.
I worry no matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.
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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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