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Jane Wagner Quotes
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
The ability to delude yourself might be an important survival tool ... Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
After all, what is reality anyway? Nothin' but a collective hunch.
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
What motivated man to walk upright? To free his hands for masturbation.
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.
I worry no matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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