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Jane Wagner Quotes
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There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu.
At one point, Howard, we were hunters and gatherers and then seems like all of a sudden we became party goers.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. Yeah, I told 'em I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
For a long time now, it appears we've been a species on auto-snooze.
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
Violence Quote
Violence never settles anything right: apart from injuring your own soul, it injures the best cause. It lingers on long after the object of hate has disappeared from the scene to plague the lives of those who have employed it against their foes.
Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Life Quote
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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