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If my wife has taught me anything, it's this: no matter what in the world I am doing, I should be doing it differently.
It can take a man several marriages to understand the importance of monogamy.
In my home, we've got a system for ending arguments: we just talk and talk until my wife is right.
Committing is hard for men. I can't even commit to one TV program. I get this nervous feeling that there's something better on the other channel.
I'm happiest when my wife gets her way, or so she tells me.
Jealousy has the 'lousy' built right in.
I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her 'honey'.
No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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