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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
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