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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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