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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.


Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

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