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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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