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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Funny Quote
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Life Quote
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

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