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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Dreams Quote
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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