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					Joan Rivers Quotes
				
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					Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
It would have been cheaper to have my DNA changed.
Just say no, no, no, no, no ... you'll get a much better price.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty. She used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
I said to my mother-in-law, 'My house is your house.' She said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
Never floss a stranger.

 



Motivational Quote
					If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
					
				Friendship Quote
					Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
					
				Motivational Quote
					Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
					
				
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