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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.

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It would have been cheaper to have my DNA changed.

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Just say no, no, no, no, no ... you'll get a much better price.

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Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

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My mother could make anybody feel guilty. She used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

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A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

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Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.

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I said to my mother-in-law, 'My house is your house.' She said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

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Never floss a stranger.

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Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

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