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Joan Rivers Quotes
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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
It would have been cheaper to have my DNA changed.
Just say no, no, no, no, no ... you'll get a much better price.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty. She used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
I said to my mother-in-law, 'My house is your house.' She said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
Never floss a stranger.
Sad Quote
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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