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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

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