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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

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Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Life Quote

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

- Soren Kierkegaard

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Strength Quote

Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.

- Sylvia Robinson

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