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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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