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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Illness Quote

It is not that you become soft [from illness] so much as that the world you live in expands and your awareness of it is enormously enlarged.

- Norman Washington Manley

Love Quote

The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Love Quote

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

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