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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
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Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Funny Quote
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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