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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

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Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

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