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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Motivational Quote

Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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