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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

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Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Love Quote

I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.

- Anonymous

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

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