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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Motivational Quote

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

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