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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

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Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Political Movements Quote

My interest is not in the capture of power, but in the control of power by the people.

- Jayaprakash Narayan

Motivational Quote

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

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