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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

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